THIS MOVIE BASED ON A CHRISTIAN DATING APP IS REAL?!! (2023)

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Let's all give 🙏 thanks 🙏 for this feature length film adapted from the religious dating app Christian Mingle... as well as for our first ever LIVE commentary track! We watched this rollercoaster of a movie with a live audience in Austin, Texas during SXSW 2019, and what an experience it was. In fact, the show was such a rush that neither of us remember all that much from it, but I do know for a fact that there's some questionable racial elements in the movie somewhere. Can I get an AMEN!?

This is an audio commentary ONLY. It is meant to be watched along with the movie so you can raise or lower the volume on the commentary or the movie itself as you wish.

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Austin Texas are you ready to watch Christian mingle, hi I'm, Eric and I'm Jacob has anyone listened to a commentary track before? Does anyone not know what this is at all actually, yeah, we appreciate you all.

This will be a hundred percent insight.

We are a hundred percent.

A Christian based improv comedy group can I get a psalm now Jake.

If I don't know about you, but I grew up in the faith I went to Catholic school I had to go to church every Sunday, the whole nine yards and mom, if you're listening I, still am in the faith Corbin Bernsen did a dad from psych and directed the movie have you ever been friends, it's, it's, uh, mingu, christian, mingles.

So what is she now is she a Jew and she's gonna find the truth is that what's happening? The truth you're gonna be the last one standing Oh, her ovaries are far from turning to dust if it wasn't for a lack of trying I dated.

A boy did I date.

Oh, you know what that means I've contracted everything but God works in mysterious ways.

So that says chlamydia I just want to get to her making her profile God.

If you are out there, this is going to Aidan.

Colleen God has been addressed.

Okay, oh here we go.

Yes.

This is literally why we're watching a commercial it's more blatant than I thought, all right where that happens too many clothes.

Next we want to get a man discussion.

Engel allowed nudes.

This man is definitely Christian.

That is a Gentile [, __, ] face if I've ever seen one Oh, God, Christian.

Paul rudd, we have the same haircut.

And yet I hate his I love.

The Lord gotta love him.

Wait so do she is she's a fake Christian, fake 6th grade summer.

Camp.

It didn't end, well.

So dark when's, the last time you stepped into a church how she having so much trouble say, Sunday lady, there's, a Sailor man in the door, actually I'd like a few minutes alone with this.

Oh I.

Remember, you camp years ago, this movie has me so nervous that something so yeah, do you see? Her earrings? Look her earrings.

What oh he's, the fake Christian here, he's, not wearing [ __ ] looks interesting.

Yeah.

Try to use these chopsticks, oh I.

Can't, wait see what happened Christians? Not use chopsticks is that allowed - they're shaped like p9 chopsticks are gay.

She brought her Bible.

I mean, come in meet everybody.

So this is a Bible study weird.

Oh I thought it was literally I thought.

It was a swingers party and I was like this is getting off to a weird start.

It is both and that's kill kill.

Hey, Kelly.

Oh, my god hit me.

This is my husband what's, the deal with Kel Kel, oh she's, trying to find out what's wrong with her because she's, not with a man I think maybe she's practically like a sister.

This guy is a creep and a half and she's falling right into the trap, dude, creep and a half she's falling right in the trap creepy and a half father right in my trap get out of my trap.

This spy was said, do it? Yeah.

Its roll.

The movie was just to show how the app works.

You know, this is for church I'm gonna hit you with a huh.

Take here.

Hot shield, oh, never lat.

Yeah, I'm into it you're into burlap sacks.

My guy, heck, yeah, I'll be the potato in that sack, honey, I'm a potato and I got eyes for one so I hate that, or they all playing musical chairs, musical cues, 127 by 45 and 63 feet.

Go long.

Have you met our Kelly Park met our Kelly? We would all be so honored.

If you would say, grace, wasn't, the coolest way to tell you I was leaving for a while, where is he he's also wearing a shirt that says would development? So in puberty in Mexico for real, they she on like a mission trip on a mission very thankful that the movie answered my question of full sentence.

You wanted me to get a boyfriend.

He rolled it away from where it needed to go at this woman who brought it Wow Maria, see.

He also some more in Osama it's, right? I know, Spanish, yeah, she's saying that we need an AC.

The heat in here is just hairy blah, I'm.

Sorry, I.

Just my Spanish and she can't speak Spanish, Maria wanted to know why if God loves us so much.

He let happen to their village.

What happened? No, no I asked.

Why are you here? Yes, who are you who are you? And where are my parents she's asking about guys asking about God? Sorry, I was just facing the door.

I want her to like drop a [, __, ] tire on her foot and go god.

Damn it and then they're all like, oh burn the witch.

You went online.

Oh here we go.

Christian mingle call her out exactly where you expect he's expecting to get so weird ad for the app there's.

A lot going on.

Yeah, what I wouldn't want to go through all of this [ __, ], I think a relationship with Christ - the good and the bad that is more important to me than anything and I can't, I, can't share that with you mostly just cuz.

The reasons are out so I just is, she gonna walk back to the United States, sorry, honey.

The walk uphill, better get your climbing shoes.

Ready? What's going on here's.

The guy from the it's [, __, ], Corbin, Bernsen that dad from psych, why is he in he's like look I'll write and direct it? But you gotta put me in it's, a bike guy that was in his writers and you're looking for a meaningful relationship.

She didn't see the end of the ad last time.

And imagine now it turns out to be an SNL sketch.

Oh, my god, this literally looks like death.

No it's about to happen for everyone who asks receives and the one who seeks finds and to the one who knocks totally opened Matthew, seven, eight, wait you right under your nose.

Oh she was cold.

Yeah, oh, wow.

He's.

He gonna introduce his wife and child.

Now, this is a surprise.

Do you mind us coming in? Oh, what a lovely surprise, I, don't think, it's a good idea that we see each other anymore.

Oh, is this how this is ending man.

So okay, just to be clear is this gonna be a movie? You know, obviously paid for by Christian mingle window.

It doesn't work out I would love if it ended here.

And just immediately said, join Christian mingle.

So we started a Oh is she conversation she's gonna talk to the big G? Oh, wait.

What is it Christian mingle - it's a new D, my sorry for my english, not so like PS, I can speak English.

The whole time.

Gotcha.

Vodka, you wait Christmas, what oh it's a preview of the next one it's like Back to the Future Part, two, wait I would like to see snow on make snow unguent.

This [ __ ] go to Mexico to teach them English get out of here.

This guy's to rest up be like a poncho.

How are we gonna know they're in Mexico? No Mary, Oh, Wow.

Look at you.

You look.

Great.

You look great.

He looks like he's homeless, truth, I'm, actually Buddhist.

Now if you're looking for Kelly she's, not with me, he killed Kelly you're.

Sure, this man, choked Kel Kel out in cold blood.

He choked her in blood.

Okay.

Text message.

Women cheaper.

She can't do this with the text like a strange man.

Okay, I used to think I knew it all.

Oh she, oh no.

I'm.

Pretty sure I, don't know anything except Jesus is there for us.

Hands up Jesus is on the ceiling, Exorcist style, that's, it Kelly will return in endgame.

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